Top Five Fridays - August 18, 2006

"I'm becoming less defined, as days go by
Fading away, well you might say I'm losing focus
Kind of drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself
Sometimes, I think I can see right through myself"

Top Five Fridays - August 18, 2006:

Top five reasons to see Snakes On A Plane.

5) Your Criterion Collection edition of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo has yet to arrive.
You shouldn't have opted for the free shipping from Amazon. If you had shelled out the extra couple bucks you could be kicking back, drinking your New Coke, watching the adventures of Ozone and Turbo. I hear that on the commentary Boogaloo Shrimp starts sobbing when Shabba-Doo talks of his failed career in porn.

4) Because Samuel L. Jackson told you to.
Samuel L. Jackson called you personally the other night, told you to stop messing with that tan in a can and go see the film. If you don't stop picking the lint out of your navel and do what your told, SLJ will come over....and you don't want that.

3) It's in the Bible.
Doesn't Ezekiel 25:17 read "...and I will strike down upon thee with great venom?" Isn't that right? See even the Lord wants you to Snakes On A Plane.

2) Help alleviate your world worries.
We're at war, gas prices are soaring, Mel Gibson's film career is in jeopardy, Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are getting a divorce. C'mon. Go see the film to help deliver you from the evils of this world.

1) Because it has mothaeffin' snakes on a mothaeffin' plane.
There's no better reason than the fact that it has mothaeffin' snakes on a mothaeffin' plane. Not just regular snakes on a plane. Mothaeffin' snakes on a mothaeffin' plane. That's some serious stuff! Some serious Oscar-worthy stuff!


Until next time:
"This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2." - Chaka Luther King; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back